Hey, I gotta rush.
Writing, you know. It’s not an easy job.
Bonnie, send me a message, alright? I have a feeling it might have something to do with Gaea.
MR. AMAZING SUPER COOL AWESOME SHOULD-WRITE-A-BOOK-WITH-JK-ROWLING RIORDAN!J-J-J-J-Joanna K-K-Katherine R-Rowling?!
-nods-
Fan GIRL?
Fine then. Fan MAN.
More macho. Good. How are you mr. Awesome?
I’m pretty awesome, thanks. How’s my newest star?
Anything but good.
Why?
No!!
-wakes up suddenly- …It was just a nightmare?
WHOA, kid. Tell me everything. Uncle Ricky’s here for you.
Who are you?
Oh, you don’t know me? I’m Rick Riordan, camp scribe, awesome guy, loving father, all that.
Hi, I’m Darius. Morpheus is my dad. I’m only six.
Aw, kiddo, aren’t you cute? -writes- Darius … Morpheus … six … extremely cute …
(Source: darius-morpheus-son)
I love Riordan’s Harry Potter references in PJO.
Weasels beat basilisks.
(Source: drumming-songs)
MR. AMAZING SUPER COOL AWESOME SHOULD-WRITE-A-BOOK-WITH-JK-ROWLING RIORDAN!J-J-J-J-Joanna K-K-Katherine R-Rowling?!
-nods-
Fan GIRL?
Fine then. Fan MAN.
More macho. Good. How are you mr. Awesome?
I’m pretty awesome, thanks. How’s my newest star?
No!!
-wakes up suddenly- …It was just a nightmare?
WHOA, kid. Tell me everything. Uncle Ricky’s here for you.
Who are you?
Oh, you don’t know me? I’m Rick Riordan, camp scribe, awesome guy, loving father, all that.
(Source: darius-morpheus-son)
No cleaning. Bad cleaning. Bad Athena cabin.
What’s wrong with cleaning?
It’s wrong if I’m doing it.
Oh?
Oh.
May I see the state of your room?
It’s in the Demeter cabin.
I don’t want to clean the Athena cabin. Good sir, please save me.
Why do you have to clean the Athena cabin?
MR. AMAZING SUPER COOL AWESOME SHOULD-WRITE-A-BOOK-WITH-JK-ROWLING RIORDAN!J-J-J-J-Joanna K-K-Katherine R-Rowling?!
-nods-
Fan GIRL?
Fine then. Fan MAN.
Does Mister Fan man have a crush on Miss Rowling? It sounds like it. Heheh
A crush? I’m … a married man! I can’t have .. pffftttt, that’s ridiculous.
No!!
-wakes up suddenly- …It was just a nightmare?
WHOA, kid. Tell me everything. Uncle Ricky’s here for you.
(Source: darius-morpheus-son)
About me
My name is Rick Riordan. I'm mortal, and I can see through the Mist.I found out about Camp Half-Blood, and I wanted to write a story about it. But stupid ol' Zeus -thunder booms- (Sorry, Zeusy!) made me swear on the River Styx to present the work as fiction.
So I'm stuck with writing a series of books for twelve-year-olds.
Disclaimer: This is NOT the real Rick Riordan. This is just a roleplay account.
